Call it Freudian if you like, but I'm a bit of a wet lettuce when it comes to chitinous murder-beasts that impregnate people with their foul spawn, and an ill-advised trip to the Trocadero's Alien War ...

One of the most memorable scenes in the movie Aliens comes when a highly trained squad of marines is reduced to a rabble of whimpering nervous wrecks after their first encounter with the eponymous ...